Got Sweaty Balls? Try Fresh Balls for Men

by akagorilla on June 2, 2010

Fresh Balls - The Solution for Men

I haven’t laughed like that since the first time I saw JackAss the movie. The name FreshBalls.com is, well it just is. I was expecting some dryer freshness product but deep down I was really hoping the domain would deliver what it did. Fresh balls, you know, the product for sweaty balls.

The sales pitch got even better when the woman on the video showed me the sister product. Yes, Fresh Breasts, for sweaty breasts! I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so much.

It was a little hard to explain to the kids when they kept asking what I was laughing at.

This is their About us:
SoFreshSoDry was created to take care of the problems the other companies forgot about. Here at SoFreshSoDry we take pride in using natural products that not only solve the problem, but they are good for the skin. We started out by creating Fresh Balls for the problem men have suffered from for a long time without a good solution until now. Men have been using powders and other chemicals to keep them dry in the groin area, and as we know that is not the area to mess around with. When creating the product we made sure not to use Aluminum, Parabens, or Talc. As we all know those ingredients are not good for us. After the launch of Fresh Balls we received many emails from our female customers asking “when are we going to make a solution for our problem, sweat under the breasts?”. So we went back to the lab and came up with Fresh Breasts. It is also natural and is good for the skin.

Here is a testimonial from their site:

Just wanted to let you know, I sort of ordered this as a “joke”, my husband and I are at the gym 5 days a week and he loves it. He coached high school football and said this would have been the best. Also, I’m passing the word at the gym we go to. It’s really such a great idea. My husband was the perfect “test”,, he just is so leary about trying anything…and we’ll be ordering again in the near future. Here’s to FRESH BALLS !
- Kathy

I know it’s funny but I betcha it will do really well. Go ahead and click the link, help me earn some commission for once while keeping your private’s fresh and clean.

Fresh Balls - The Solution for Men

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Wade June 2, 2010 at 11:06 pm

Did these guys want you to manage a program for them ? Too freakin funny.

akagorilla June 2, 2010 at 11:10 pm

No, and I won't manage them, but heck, I might as well promote them!

Teenormous T-shirts June 17, 2010 at 1:14 pm

You say "Go ahead and click the link" but either you didn't put in a link or this theme doesn't highlight links very well.

akagorilla June 17, 2010 at 8:22 pm

Maybe I should have said the 2 banners.

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